locker room maddness

Right so i didn't get to go to the gym as much this week, because i was helping to prepare for an education fair that we were participating in for Jordan's preschool. However, I did get to go on Monday, and then again on Friday. So everything was fine until i got out of the shower and walked back to my locker. Well here i am in a towel and there is a lady just standing near my locker but ass naked. Now I know that people change in the locker room, HOWEVER, she was not changing and standing there just kind of totally naked. As if this wasn't uncomfortable enough for me, she proceeded to have a conversation with me...... um ok you have a tattoo on your inner thigh- not that i was looking it just kind of jumped out at me.......

So FINALLY she puts on a towel ( with her ass hanging out) and goes to take a shower, at which point i finish getting dressed, and Jamie walks in from her workout. So i tell her about my new friend in our locker section, and notice that she (not Jamie, the new friend) has the animals on her shoelaces that eat the laces, i didn't even know that they still made these contraptions let alone for grown ass women. I think that it is wonderful that people are so comfortable with their bodies, however, I really do not want to look at your naked ass, or any other sagging park of your body. this is not a nudist colony, its a locker room, get changed and move on with your day please......